Fighting fit
I can´t take it
Too much time´s been wasted
So come and get my plateful
I am fighting fit and able-Gene
I'm so angry at Compass Bank, I want to put rattlesnakes in the night drop, and scorpions in the vacuum canisters.
Look for my busking debut on Greenville ave this weekend. Okay technically it isn't a debut, me and Kevin busked on 6th street in Austin once. We performed R.E.M.'s Driver 8 about ten times and 'earned' like 20 bucks. We were awful, but a strange thing happens. These pimp guys who are trying to impress their silicone dates would throw down like a fiver (generous by any measure) to try and look swank. Meanwhile we were rubbish, and basically a charity case. Now I totally understand the cats that sell roses in these places. Dorks try and look suave, and drop a lot of cash.
Who overloads a truck more, Carpet guys, or HVAC guys? I bet these cats are great at Jenga.
I'm willing to pay a few bucks for someone to scan all my embarrassing pics and make them into JPEGs so I can post them here and we can laugh. some are on loan from Tara's bowl o' pics, and the late fees are stacking up.
Netflix-Shock Corridor
Music-the piano intro to year of the cat
Too much time´s been wasted
So come and get my plateful
I am fighting fit and able-Gene
I'm so angry at Compass Bank, I want to put rattlesnakes in the night drop, and scorpions in the vacuum canisters.
Look for my busking debut on Greenville ave this weekend. Okay technically it isn't a debut, me and Kevin busked on 6th street in Austin once. We performed R.E.M.'s Driver 8 about ten times and 'earned' like 20 bucks. We were awful, but a strange thing happens. These pimp guys who are trying to impress their silicone dates would throw down like a fiver (generous by any measure) to try and look swank. Meanwhile we were rubbish, and basically a charity case. Now I totally understand the cats that sell roses in these places. Dorks try and look suave, and drop a lot of cash.
Who overloads a truck more, Carpet guys, or HVAC guys? I bet these cats are great at Jenga.
I'm willing to pay a few bucks for someone to scan all my embarrassing pics and make them into JPEGs so I can post them here and we can laugh. some are on loan from Tara's bowl o' pics, and the late fees are stacking up.
Netflix-Shock Corridor
Music-the piano intro to year of the cat
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send them to me and I will put them on a CD for you. Better yet, bring them to me in person.
This is a setup
Your suspicion hurts me.
Let's do it
YAY!
Lunch next week perhaps. I'll be back from Indianer on Tuesday.
If I had a clip of that, there would not be enough money in the world to prevent it's posting here.
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